Purrfect Music Fan Gifts

A cat listening to a record player

EWE 2.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Frederic Chopin

Punk Reindeer

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Tina Turner

Vishnu playing twin neck guitar.

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Steve Howe.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Elvis Presley

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Ringo Starr

Volcaniax

Robbie Williams

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."

Music for car stereos

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

Cool hand... Uke

The Month of August

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Library Grand Opening

Gangsta wrap.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"That? - Oh, along about his fourth beer, Old Cunningham, there, usually starts singing 'Greensleeves.'"

Hear No Evil, SIA No Evil, Speak No Evil.

'It's hard to tell if that's part of the routine or just rheumatism.'

Robert Burns