Purpose Ponderer Mugs

"Good Lord, I can't believe you're STILL trying to figure out what you want to do with your life."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

"Needs to get a life"

"Dave, could you hold on a sec while I take care of some personal business?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

Roe v. Wade

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Do Guns Kill?

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Violent Crime Statistics

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

We Used to Build Things

'Marry me, and make me the happiest man in the world.' 'You want BOTH?!'

"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."

Max Weber

The two faces of capitalism.

'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

'Hey, get out of my space!'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up