Preference Ponderer Mugs

"Not everyone has a favourite color."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

"Woah - random!"

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

Caption Contest TK

'Have you found a precedent? Yes, you did the same crime in 1974.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."