Puritanism Scholar T-Shirts

A portrait of an early modern woman

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

"Take this declaration of war and punch it up."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"It's cool – God told us to!"

A surprise in heaven

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Thomas Hardy

The World's Biggest Book Club

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

William Faulkner

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

How world war III started.

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Cut out and keep your own Marcel Proust.

Emily Dickinson Rebooted

Shakespeare's Brain

Ivan Turgenev

The ten ammendments

''No other gods before me'? Oh - You're one of THOSE types.'