Puppy Videos Mugs

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"She's all over YouTube."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Puppies

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

K-9 Garten

"All By Myself, Dad?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

'I'd like a puppy who's cute, playful, and can shoulder a lot of blame.'

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab