Puppy Videos Gifts

"I'm detecting no heart at all...which explains your dislike of cute puppy videos."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"She's all over YouTube."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

Dog Calenders.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

'You see, I didn't lie, the Internet is full of puppy and kitten videos: We could make a fortune!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"We'll take him."

"All By Myself, Dad?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

K-9 Garten

"What's worse, that or this?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab