Puppy Video Lover Prints

'Mason, it appears that you're the only one in middle management who hasn't 'Liked' the 'Cute Puppy' video I posted on Facebook.'

"Pick me!"

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Obedience School Graduation

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"She's all over YouTube."

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppies

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Dogs

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

Dog Calenders.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'