Puppy Punter Prints

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Iguana know what time it is.'

Pet Cemetery.

Dog Walker

Litterary Dogs.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

A dog reads a newspaper

'Hopefully this will not have a negative impact on my dinner.'

"Is that one of those brandy dogs?"

"Not too much off my back."

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

Licker Store

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

His Other Shtick

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'That's Princess... formerly 'Prince'.'

'Play dead.'

Saloon Selectives

"Jack Russell?"

"He's a shiitake."

". . . But, according to your cat, you had a fur ball contract."

"Find another place to dump that crap. This stall is occupied."

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

Dolphin at bar - 'I'm in disguise'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Duffer, Penny, Bailey & Coco. Attorneys at Gnaw."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

-You seem certain he'll win the second race! -Yes, because he's in the FIRST race!