Puppy Problem Solver Prints

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

' A good idea '

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

The Map of the human brain

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'What's wrong now?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Eureka!

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'You know too much!'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'