Pet Puzzle Solver Prints

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."

In life there are things we cannot understand � the words 'get down,' invisible fences, cats...

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Eureka!

'You know too much!'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

'He's not supposed to go out.'

Some card-game puns

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

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'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Recalculating...recalculating...'