Puppy Picturehouse Patron Prints

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"Timmy, your dog looks just like he does in your drawings."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Self-Employment

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

"Whenever you're ready."

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

"Goodness gracious no, I didn't go to a public puppy-school: I went to an elite private puppy-school..."

"And she smells great!"

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

"They're so obsessed with that dog that it has its own web-site!"

PETFLIX

'we're hoping it's just a phase with Junior.'

'I think he's got a girlfriend. He's starting to brush his teeth.'

"I remember a time when not everything was about the puppies."

"You know, I'm part Great Dane myself."

"Whenever you show your sad puppy eyes, you get whatever you want. Can you show me your technique?"

Dog takes photo in car window cutout

'May I carry your flash drive to school for you?'

The Ninth Wonder of the World - The Great Mongrel of Manchu