Puppy Palate Pleaser T-Shirts

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

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'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Headshot of perky dog.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

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"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"He spoils them."

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"Take it easy back there!"

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

'My Dad will like you - He's in charge of the monkey house at the zoo!'

'Now say 'please'.'

"On the eighth day God really rested."

"You're hired! Your remuneration package includes a tennis ball, a stick and a tummy rub every second Friday."