Puppy Palate Pleaser T-Shirts

'Of course you have a choice. You can have it in your bowl...or on the floor...what's it to be, Mister Choosey?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

New Year's Eve party for dogs

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Headshot of perky dog.

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

Top dog

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"He spoils them."

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

'I'm taking the leftovers home, so suggest something my dog will enjoy.'

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'Yuck! My creamed corn is polluting my mashed potatoes!'

"Oh sure, I spoil him. But, he always has my back."

The nice thing about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

"Take it easy back there!"

Dogs running in their dreams

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

Wait your turn. I was here first.

'My Dad will like you - He's in charge of the monkey house at the zoo!'

'Now say 'please'.'

"On the eighth day God really rested."