Puppy Paddler Mugs

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

Bitchbark Canoe

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

"Another slander suit!"

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Canadian Canoe.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Canoeing Incorrectly

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'My God! Isn't rain wonderful?'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

'What do you mean your paddling trip went so well you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home over a year ago!'

"If it gets boring, I can tell you how I borrowed money from the Mob, and how, right now, we;re actually on the run from them."

Canoe paddle with a bite mark in it.

Heel! Toe!

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'It was a great holiday: It rained all day, every day...'

Summer Sketches - View of the Seine near Asnières during the dog-days

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy