Puppy Hug Enthusiast Mugs

"The emotional support goes both ways."

"Pick me!"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Jr. cloning kit

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Emotional Bling

The vice-president in charge of sincerity

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

Puppies

Dogs

A Change of Scene.