Puppy Dialect Expert Mugs

Dog dictionary/Dog Alphabet.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."

'Iguana know what time it is.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Another slander suit!"

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

If dogs were psychiatrists.

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

"Really? Everyone we hang out with we also met through our puppies."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"The way I see it, microchipping is an invasion of our privacy!"

Dog and man on couch

"I can remember when he used to try to tell us things."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"What happened to what cat?"

'I've been fixed even though there wasn't anything wrong with me.'

'I like this shampoo. It says here: 'Not tested on animals'!'

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

"Sit!"