Puppy Baptizer Prints

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"That's just not the real me."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"He wants a second opinion."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

Dog Chow Mein

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

A dog reads a newspaper

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'