Puppy Athlete Pillows

Pied Piper Running Club.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Pick me!"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Dogma

"Mum, I got the job!"

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Talking Dog.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"Have you considered trying for a puppy?"

Dogs in a basket

'Puppies' at that playful stage where he likes to rearrange the furniture.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

Dog Weightlifting

"We keep revisiting this leash thing... Why is it so difficult for him?"

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"No not the puppy please"

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"You're right, he is smiling. Now get him to stop."

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

Alice in Wonderland - Alic e Meets a Puppy.