Puppets Mugs

'It's microsurgery. My associate will be performing the procedure.'

'It needs more barrel again, and believe me, I know - I used to be one.'

"What? You're the one who told me to bring a friend."

"Now, don't get too excited – it could just be a hand puppet."

"What happened to you?"

'I think you should know, I have woodworm'.

'Second opinion? No prob.'

'Your Honor, I was misled by my advisors, here.'

'Student Driver'

"So, Angela... You and me...we should..get together."

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"I told you that smoking was bad for you!"

Pinocchio Acupuncture.

"Pick me!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'He does.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'