Puppy People Mugs

"Loyalty is a quality that people have lost, but dogs have kept."

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Pet a Puppy

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Dogma

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'They sure have small litters.'

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Dog Wrestling.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."