Puppeteer Prints

The palliative puppet show was awful. The end couldn't come soon enough.

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

marionette

"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

'I felt a hand up my bottom.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'Before we hear from tonight's speaker, Mr. Boo Boo, I think we should give hime a hand.'

Ventriloquist throwing his/her voice to confuse someone knocking on his/her door.

Nudist Beach! Puppet Show Today!

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Punch, Judy and Socky

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

Puppet Audience

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

The Puppet Poop

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"We desperately need a new video presentation."

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

Non-verbal Management Skills.

Man on corner near theatre has puppets and does 'Sneak Previews' for money,

'...please instruct the puppet to remain silent and let the witness answer for himself.'

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

Punch and Judy Show.

Punch and Judy Sales Conference

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Pinocchio Confuses His Nose

"Take me to your puppet."

"Surely you can't hold me responsible for what others might say."

Puppet Show from the Stocks

"Mr. Happy wants to remind us that tragedy plus time equals comedy."