Puppeteer Prints

The palliative puppet show was awful. The end couldn't come soon enough.

'Yeah, we don't need marionette strings anymore. Everything is done with bluetooth!'

marionette

"What is it Doc, I can handle it."

Nudist Beach! Puppet Show Today!

'I felt a hand up my bottom.'

'Before we hear from tonight's speaker, Mr. Boo Boo, I think we should give hime a hand.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

Ventriloquist throwing his/her voice to confuse someone knocking on his/her door.

"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

Look! It's the invisible man!!

'Tell him we just want rid of the rabbits, we don't need a puppet show thank you very much.'

Punch and Judy Sales Conference

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'I'm a fully qualified puppeteer!'

Pinocchio Confuses His Nose

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

"I told you we should have had separate trials."

The Puppet Poop

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

Man on corner near theatre has puppets and does 'Sneak Previews' for money,

Punch and Judy Show.

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

Sock puppet down!: 'A hand! I need a hand!'

Non-verbal Management Skills.

Puppet Audience

'...please instruct the puppet to remain silent and let the witness answer for himself.'

"We desperately need a new video presentation."

'Sox' Ed

"You're on kid. Break a string!"

'It's worse than we thought... You've got termites.'

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

Punch, Judy and Socky

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

"Don't stop, we're binge watching."