Pupil With A Polar Mindset T-Shirts

'I hate pulling an all-nighter before a test.'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

'Ah, it's so precious to witness a child learn how government actually works...'

'This test doesn't understand me.'

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Trust

The polar olympics

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'Sorting the laundry is hell.'

Dog Igloo.

'There must be an easier way to make them move than getting them to chase a stick'.

'Why do I have to go to school! Can't you just buy me a smartphone!!'

"I didn't raise my hand. I was just stretching."

Football fan

"Nobody told me it was formal."

Essay Paper.

"Up the hill to fetch a pail of water" -- Are you sure that's how hydrodynamics works?

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Physics 101. An object in motion remaining in motion is an example of what law? Easy come, easy go!

Graduation Day At A Party School

'So... is the sea rising or is the ice melting?'

Polar Bear Desert Island

'See? It covers glaciers, frostbite, and windchill. But it doesn't say anything about whether the Abominable Snowman and Frosty the Snowman are cousins.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Remote control that is remote - in the wilderness