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'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"Another slander suit!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

'Spelling, math, history, geography --now the stupid school wants me to take a polygraph test!'

Teacher's pet dog

"Sure you can see my report card but I'll have to charge you for shipping and handling."

"Do you really use all of the stuff on this school supply list?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

"Take a few minutes to introduce yourself, Ms. Berry. Not that they don't already have you pegged."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'

"Since I'm your favorite student, do I even have to take this test?"

'I can't decide if I want to play the Toblerone or the Jello.'

"And that's the day we said goodbye to the No Child Left Behind legislation and were free to teach again."

'Don't worry, the first thirty years of teaching are the hardest.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

Doggy Peer Pressure

"Robert prays for the answers."

'I really don't like it when we're listed in alphabetical order: I'm always last...'

'Maybe you should see a psychiatrist.' 'I wish I could but I'm not allowed on the couch.'

"That's for the numerati. I'm a literati."

"Today in school we studied the great works of antiquity - the pyramids, the coliseum, the abandoned shopping mall on Route 6."

Teacher Tips

'This circular motion I'm making with my hand indicates the content is still loading.'

Why should we keep going to school?

'The dog kinda ate my homework. He deleted it off my hard drive.'