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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Genius

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

I rule by fear.

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

"I try to get a head start on them."

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

CEO.

'Careful. You still have that new-employee smell.'

Golf

"Don't fight us, Timmy. We have numerical superiority."

"I thought it was just the cap that was child-resistant."

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

'The only imaginable solution to this problem is a battle to the death.'

Wi-Fi password?

"This tantrum has been powerful, honest and riveting, and I think we should just give him what he wants."