Pup Tangle Technician Prints

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'I'll take him.'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Gary! Thank God you're home. The automatic pet feeder seems to be malfunctioning again."

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

'Don't you miss the thrill of the chase?'

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"I taught him how to speak, shake hands and, as you can see, fetch information."

"There, are you happy?"

Ok, go back through and twist behind me. Then I think we're done. Your Earbuds While You Sleep.

"It's a cat-scanner."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

"Bless this mess: The beautifully tangled reasons you *still* wear wired headphones"

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

'I don't need to keep him on a lead any more - he's electronically tagged.'

Voice on the webcam to man's dog - You're looking a bit rough this morning, John.

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

Stupid vet tricks (Vet trying to trick a dog into getting an injection by waving a bone in front of it).

Gardening.

"God, they're needy."

"He's a laptop dog!"

"I overheard her ask Alexa what we were thinking. rae we really that complicated?"

"The treats are in there, but it's password protected."