Pup Presenter Mugs

Let's talk about my dog.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

Talking Dog.

Dog training

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

Good boy

"Fashion Week"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Self-Employment

Four Star Meal

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Dog on couch at psychiatrist office talking about love and liver snacks

Pavlov's Dream.

"Tales of the Bungee Leash"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"We're expecting quite a litter this time."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"But the best thing about getting neutered, Gus, is that I'm finally able to focus on my novel-in-progress without any distractions!"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

Will act like an idiot for food.

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'