Pup Perfumers Pillows

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Men's fragrances...

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"The antidote is $150."

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Pheromones.

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"He wants a second opinion."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Overpowering perfume

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Excess

"What pheromone are you using?"