Punster Prints

'Visit my website.'

'Ha ha... Very funny!'

"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

"Tell me the truth, doc! Give it to me straight, I can take it...."

"Don't freak out - it's just a save-the-date."

"Very good, John, but I asked you to design a new wind turbine."

"This next song's about pain."

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"A pod of attorneys to see you, sir!"

"Well, I'll be darned. They had just walked away."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'It was a typo - I wrote, 'It was the best of the worst of times!''

'Because of my osteoporosis, my days of shooting from the hip are numbered.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I told you that no good brother of yours would never amount to anything.'

"You're cut out for this job."

'That's not the way to plead!'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

'I'm limping because I pulled a hamstring.'

'In selling stationery, Edwards, you'll never make it on letterhead alone. You really have to push the envelopes...'

Lost and Found: "Bone loss? You've come to the right place."

Ein-Stein

'I know it's just a metaphor but it discourages customers when you say you will try to 'squeeze' them in.'

"So,... Can I call you?"

'...I love how you run your fingers through my hair...' ( a guys fingers actually running like legs do).

"Is that a new tank top Dave?"

'I could never understand the sun. Then it dawned on me.'

'Look dad! - Mercedes bends!'

Fish in car - "Turbot"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

John Jacob Jinglehymenoptera Schmitt