Punny Peeps Mugs

"Not only have my eyes glazed over – they have turned completely into cinnamon rolls."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Who wants to be examined first?'

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Happy Hog - Manet

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Debug

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Noise Pollution

Blake's Sealant.

Wheelburrows.

Jay Walking

"I got an order of boneless ribs, an order of jumbo shrimp, and an order of hot chili with three ice waters. What is this, the oxymoron table?"

"Can I get you your bill sir?"

"I'm keeping you back after school!"

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up this office, and you'll pay the price.'

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

'Look, you still owe us 17 cents.. if you sweep up my office we'll call it even.'

'There I was, balanced on the wire, juggling balls like crazy when this yo-yo in the crowd hits me in the eye with a peanut.'

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

Weight and Fortune.

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'

Fly Fishing.

'Bailiff, tell maintenance that I need my bench raised again.'