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'Ready Steady Punk'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Punkins

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"Which one's mine?"

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm putting you on country music."

"More helium."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

Alphabet soup

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Australian punk

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Lou Reed

Original punks go to reunion

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Oh GREAT, a DARN PUNKTURE!'