Punk Rock Chef Prints

'Ready Steady Punk'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Elvis Presley

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Punk Reindeer

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

Punkins

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'He can't be all bad if he still likes peanut butter.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

Punkins

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"Which one's mine?"

"I think retrieving the info from that harddrive might be a little tricky."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'd say the nerve pain you're having in your jaw is due to an arrow through it, but perhaps you'd like to get a 2nd opinion from a dentist.'

"More helium."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Alphabet soup

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

'Let's just say I'm a Wild Pig too. I need to lay low in the woods for a while...'

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Original punks go to reunion

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

Australian punk