Punic War Fan Prints

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

Pirate

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Treasure Island Book.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

The unknown war poet.

Cupid misses his shot.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

War and Peace GIF

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

Pirate Paddle Boat.

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."