Punic War Fan Mugs

"Go with Hannibal if you must."

Pirate

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

The unknown war poet.

Cupid misses his shot.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

War and Peace GIF

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp

Pirate Paddle Boat.

The Jumping Tank

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Poirots of the Caribbean