Punditry Appreciator Mugs

"I'll have you know that if you eat me, I'll go right to your hips."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"I'm the bad guy..."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

Final words on gravestones.

Pirate eye test

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'What's that funny smell?'

'Warren buffett invests only in things he understands...my view is that politicians should regulate only things they understand!'

Audacity of Hope.

"We pay the living dead wage."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

My horse for a kingdom.

"The food is excellent. Unfortunately, the inaction of politicians forces my husband to civil disobedience."

"Like many attorneys I was the runt of the litter."

'Everybody gets to go fishing but me! Life just isn't fair!'

"I just love your use of lying"

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"What's the matter? Not puffy enough for you?"

Frederick Robinson

'Look out for his low punches.'

Always the smartest guy in the room.

"There wasn't enough money to leave a note to say there wasn't enough money."

Earl Grosvenor Criticises Liberal Reform Bill

"A funny thing happened on my way over here..."

"I knew I shouldn't have eaten that dodgy fish."

'Gee, I wish I'd said that.'

"After a hard day at the office, all Barry wants to do is put his feet up and listen to somebody tell him what to think."