Punderful Pet Lover Prints

Literate Dogs.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Separation

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'Click it or ticket.'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"Is it OK if I turn the humidifier up a bit?"

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

When Pugs dream.

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"She's a weiner cat."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

'No more lobsters, my wife said, after our last one died.'

''No, Ma,am', I said. 'I'm not taking anybody's pet pig for a walk in a baby carriage' and then she doubled my salary.'