Punctuality Appreciators Gifts

Sundial Time

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Deadlines, Inc.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"You're late."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'Sorry I'm late!'

Late for a date,,,

"The white rabbit gets fired"