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"Where do you see yourself in the next twenty minutes at 375 degrees."

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Talk nerdy to me."

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

baby sweetcorn...

I will study my speling words...

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'

Satya Nutella

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"1-1"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Puss in cement boots"

Motorherd

Bangers and Mash

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Some card-game puns

"Bed Spread"

"Privates Beach"

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

A Club Sandwitch.

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Dogs life

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

DUNVOTIN

Tequila Mockingbird