Pun-loving Lawyer Prints

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

Do it yourself books.

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

'I believe in trial and error, I believe my client being brought to trial is an error.'

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Clive Anderson

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

"The defendant is a danger to society and poses a flight risk."

'...And zap him quick, before that bleeding-heart Governor gets back from vacation.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

'I think we're in luck. This judge likes 'nut' cases.'

"Hold me harmless..."

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Computer questionning a witness.

'so it's 'No win, no fee', plus you don't get on my Christmas card list'

'Overruled. Now answer the question. We could all use a good laugh.'

Hanging Judge

Cat punishement.

Attorneys at law.

'My attorney said he could live with it!'

'You're good at this job and it's neat how it dovetails with your law practice.'

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

Two school buses are parked beside one another; one reads "De Facto" while the other reads "De Jure".

'The Not so Great Escape.'

'And it should be noted that when the prosecution called my client a liar, at no time did my client's pants start on fire.'

I hear you guys are lawyers...The next thousand years are not billable.

"I like the numbers on this company. They show a very impressive acquittal to conviction ratio."

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

'There's an obscenity case coming up about a topless restaurant.', 'Let me be the judge of that!'