Pun-loving Equestrians Pillows

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

The Enemy

Show Jumping Tantrums

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'So....how many hours were you practising half pass this morning?'

A Few Common Ailments

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

Park statues horse and rider.

Horse accidents

Riding School: Horse eating a compendium.

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

"You're wearing it backwards."

Grooming: Make sure your pony is securely tied.

Grump Horse and Rider

'Argh! This itching is driving me crazy!'

Whack the author.

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

Probable result of the Cochin China Fowl mania.

Riding School Accidents

"...and begin."

The Gallop

Dressage

'You're putting that saddle on backwards.' - 'How do you know which way I'm going?'

'Best let them know there's a couple of loose horses at the fourth!'

'Hey Gloria, what's with the springs?'

'Are you playing hoofsie with me?'

Pommel horse

Rider Helping Horse Over the Jump