Pun Collector Mugs

"Get all the second opinions you want, doctor, …. You'll still be a quart low."

Nurse, check if Mr Burgess paid for his last filling, or will I have to extract it from him.

Bear toilet.

Bad Flower Pick Up Lines

Toast kidnapper.

Birds on the Telephone Line

"I'm afraid you have only three minutes to live."

'Yes, we went into liquidation!'

"Ugh - I always get so ervous when my work goes through pee'er review."

"The only thing your tests show is that your genes don't fit you properly."

'I'm afraid that your wife is correct, Mr. Simkins - you ARE spineless!'

In Whydid, Wales.

No alcohol for me thanks: I'm a Water Buffalo...

In Whydid, Wales...I dunno. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to a chicken.

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

"No thanks... I'm water resistant."

'Remember to always be sure of what you're aiming at.'

'Fine meat' sign hung over wrong shop

Elbow room.

'Sir, how long did it take you to learn to drive?'

Prawn Shop

'I'm really low energy.'

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

'I've got me a terrible headache!'

Custer's Last PC!

Economic Dentist

'Miss, dogs have baby dogs, so why don't your planes have baby planes?'

'The rule is that you should never eat more than you can lift, and you're not allowed to use a pulley.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

Pope giving out his Music CD as communion wafer.

'Do you want French flies with that?'

'Leg it - we've left our prints all over the place!'

Bear Foot

"Cat nip"