Pumpkin Whisperer Mugs

'Of course she's had work done. Look at the scar.'

The Ekert Saga: '...We need to trick the evil fahces into thinkin' the treat of the Ekert isn't a threat anymah...by makin' them think they've already found him...'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Gardener

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"Get out of my face!"

Raining

Husband bakes a pie

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"It's a destination wedding invitation. We have to cross the road."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'He followed me home, Dad -- can I oppress him?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"One word from you when the wife gets home and you're next Sunday's roast!"

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

"No, that was my twin brother. I was too chicken to cross the road."

If that call's for me, I'm not here.

"It was a botched surgery."

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Scientists have found proof that the mighty T-rex is related to the humble chicken.

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Industrial Beautification van