Pumpkin Decorator Gifts

'My secret? Stay away from Halloween candy.'

"Hi Grandma!"

Before and After.

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

Classic Emojis for sale.

How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

Midnight Basketball

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

"It was a botched surgery."

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Halloween sculptor

D.C. Halloween

Candy Corn Dracula

"We need to talk."

Pumpkin Time!

"Make it look like an accident"

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'Arghhh! He's got no face!'

"OK, I've emptied my mind and cleared my head...what now?"

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

"We can't all be Great Pumpkins. Be satisfied that you're a good pumpkin."