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"It's the great pumpkin massacre"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Devi's brew?"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"That's very offensive."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"It was a botched surgery."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Giant Headless Horseman

Pumpkin Time!

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"We need to talk."

Old pumpkin spice

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

"Don't you love this time of year when the squirrels taste like pumpkin spice?"

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

Headless Horserider uses a computer