Pulmonologist Prints

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

"Your lung capacity is excellent!"

'Good news...the rattling is not in your lungs.'

'Your years of smoking like a chimney have taken their toll.'

Puffins using inhalers.

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

Bronchial Clinic

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

"Ease up on the exhale."

Clean air.

"As for the helium treatments. . . things are lookin' up."

"Just huff and puff normally."

Smoker's Lungs.

A man steps into a spit in front of the lung disease hospital.

"I'm afraid you have emphysema. Try to avoid sooty chimneys."

Judging by your lungs, I'd say you need to cut back on the electronic cigarettes.

Medical Journal. I edited the article on pulmonary treatments. Now I need to write an abstract summarizing it. Ah, making a lung story short.

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

America, are we learning anything?

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Our war is against cancer."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

PSA Banter.

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

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