Pugilist Dreamer Prints

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

Muhammad Dali...

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

Mike Tyson

'Such petulance!'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

'You sure this is allowed?.'

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

Still Missing Out On The Bull Market?

'I should have won that last fight.'

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."