Pugilist Dreamer Mugs

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Well, Mom, I guess you saw what happened."

'Work the jab! Move your feet! Attack, attack, attack! ...But be careful. He's got a human shield.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

Boxer's Hair Styles.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'Such petulance!'

'Darling. Let's get the Gustavssons over this weekend for some more bare knuckle boxing.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

"...and forget your damn sensitivity training."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

'You've got him worried - he's afraid he's going to kill you!'

'Let him go.' - 'No, he'll hit me again.'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"Er, no. He's out at the moment."

'You sure this is allowed?.'

Wordplay: Shock Absorber.

A boxer uses a punching bag while he has broken legs.

Shadow Punch

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

"You'd better cool it. Remember what he did to you last time."

'I don't understand - he's just as strong as ever.'

'I don't understand it. He's just as strong as ever.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'

One man's food coma is another man's imaginary game-wining catch.

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"Remember you said you could beat him with your eyes closed? Now's your chance."