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"Well of course I overeat when I'm under pressure. 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Cake Free Zone

His Her Cakes

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Pet Cemetery.

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'll have dessert first."

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Just a drop."

Self Raising Flour

Baby at Christmas Dinner