Pudding-passionate Prints

"Well of course I overeat when I'm under pressure. 'Stressed' spelled backwards is 'desserts'!"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

His Her Cakes

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Cake Free Zone

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

Mum! What's for dessert?! - 'Yoghurt!' - 'Vanilla?' - 'Peach Melba.' - 'Don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline, don't call childline.' - '' -

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Once I have the motor skills, I'll be knee deep in pudding every. Damn. Day."

"I'm sorry madam, we're right out of Mississippi mud pie. All that's left is the Severn sludge souffle."

"Would you buy the apple pie for me? I'm on the 'No You Don't!' Diet."

"I'll have dessert first."

Self Raising Flour

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

"Just a drop."

Making Christmas Pudding.

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Bake-a-thon.