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The Puck Stops Here.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Please stop crying into your beer - It's watered down enough!'

The Hockey Puckey

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

Stand-up comedy while you're away at work. 'What's the deal with fetching? ...And they expect you to run and go get it, so why did they throw it in the first place?' 'Ha! Ha! It's funny because it's true!'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

His Other Shtick

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'Hello, 911?'

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

"Prozzac"

"Very interesting. But nowhere in your rhetoric was there a clue as to when we'll see the return of the NHL!"

Practicing Defensive Medicine

The Stanley Cup comes home to Canada

'Puck!'

I hope we don't settle until after the hockey finals.

"He should've passed the puck."

Skate! Skate! Skate!

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

'Going into sudden death overtime is serious business with these teams.'

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

The squirrels were serious about winning the pond hockey tournament this year...

"I never have a starter. That way I have room for 3 puddings!"

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

Canadian Camping