Puck Chucker Mugs

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Hockey Season.

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

Hockey Goal

His Other Shtick

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Would you like me to check your coat?'

"Prozzac"

'Puck!'

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"He should've passed the puck."

'How long have you felt this need to protect the net'

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

'OK. Let's see your slapshot.'

'Your goalie is out with the flu, I'm a temp, ,,, So, what's the object of this little game'

"I'm your last line of defense and your attorney."

Ice hockey player with testicles on his stick.

'I'd say pound-for-pound he's the best player in professional hockey.'

Ice Fisherman on the Hockey Rink

"Look! The first fight of the NHL season."

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"Roomba, noooo!"

Concentrated Orange Juice