Publishing World Explorer Gifts

Publish and Be Damned

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Travelling

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

Second lifeReal life.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Greece

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

"They were built during a pandemic."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."