Publishing World Explorer Gifts

Publish and Be Damned

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The experienced backpacker.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Travelling

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Second lifeReal life.

Introducing Piza Island.

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airport

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

Leaning Tower of Pisa

"They were built during a pandemic."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'So what have you been up to?'

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

Above reproach.